Due to the fact that I am unemployed and in debt, I decided to make my own electro deflectro. I saw this product on Amazon while I was shopping at school and I knew right away that I needed it. The convenient thing about this hat, is that you can add your own ordinary aluminum foil that you keep in your kitchen, to form a larger cone to maximize total privacy of thoughts. Great hat, although it does get a tad hot in the summer months.
I’m still exposed to the mind control chemicals in the contrails, but the hat blocks all attempts to take advantage of that exposure. After I started wearing my Electro Deflecto I was pleasantly surprised to see a reduction in Government’s ability to control my thoughts. This was my primary motivation for this purchase. They wear tin foil hats so no one can read their thoughts.Īmazon is selling the perfect product for those wackadoodles, and the reviews are predictably hilarious:Įxceptional job of blocking the electromagnetic radiation produced by the cell phone tower they just installed by my house. They like to read the book of Revelations as if it is all allegory for 21st century technology. They have names like “Jim Bob Willy Bob Bobberson” (all one name, natch.) They are huge fans of Nostradamus, Dan Brown, and utility vests.
They have visited the grassy knoll in Dallas and have opinions about “the second gunman’s role in the JFK assassination.”
They speak in whispering tones while directly beneath lightbulb filaments so that the government can’t spy on their conversations. They have an extensive knowledge of Area 51, Sasquatch, and the Mayan calendar. I just find whacky people to be really funny. You know the folks I’m talking about. Now, before you go and judge my internet history and determine the ad targeted my cookies because I am some sort of crazy conspiracy theorist, I’ll have you know that I neither own a fallout shelter nor do I sport a “The End is Nigh” sandwich board. Just when I thought I’d seen it all, an advertisement popped up in my browser for The Electro Deflecto Unisex Tin Foil Hat.
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